This post was truly an amazing read from start to finish. Just a classic The thing about youth culture is ... I don't understand it situation. (It also reminds me that I was always too scared to watch the Scream movies when I was younger. I could probably stomach it now! Maybe I should!)

Anyway, young people talking about two middle-aged characters is probably always gonna be–wait for it–a trigger for me. What do young people know about the linear march of time? That’s right: nothing.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! WORD.