MAYBE the losers who wouldn't let you pee because they didn't want to miss a second of the credits shouldn't have arrived 10 minutes late and have the nerve to be cranky about it as they forced us to reshuffle and separate us and miss a few minutes of the actual movie while we kindly accommodated the whiny douchenozzles. MAYBE.

We have a key carefully hidden on the premises in a non-flowerpot non-doormat location and have had to use it on occasion. It happens to everybody, even in people in pairs who, theoretically, should be twice as unlikely to do this.