Oh, Zoidberg...I mean, OJ

Okay, so when this story pops up in my Yahoo! News Box O' News (motto: All the News That's Fit to Link in a Box), the link reads "A Friend of Simpson Says He May Have Been Tricked."

And all I can think is: "Help! Friends! A guinea pig tricked me!"

If OJ Simpson gets embiggened and gets in a fight with Giant Bender ("Who's the real 700-ton robot here? Not...I. *gasp* Not.........I."), I will officially make up a memorial ribbon for the survivors.