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I could not find the Homer Simpson's Brain Has Olde-Tymey Cartoons That Play "Turkey in the Straw" on YouTube...but this answer is probably more honest anyway:
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( Tess Harper and her awkward like-a-son Garret Dillahunt )
I give you...pancakes.
( A little made-up story about the day before the SAG Awards; it's like RPF only...ridiculous and about brunch )
ETA for
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"Dear...A. Girl...keep reachin'...a-for the cherries! There you go, my friend."
And so on. In that manner.
*Shane West guitar solo, y'all!*