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finefoxyladiesI know a lot of you don't care about baseball, but you do care about me and my mental well-being. So if you would, please, keep Tedward "Ted" Lilly in your thoughts and prayers as he faces the D-Backs tonight.
Guys. Look at his solemn, sweet face. I'm not even requiring you to wear a ribbon or forward this on to your friends (yet).
Were you aware that one out of one Ted Lillies is in danger of not being cheered on properly? Shocking. But true.
Thank you for your prayers and thoughts and donations of soup, cheek patting, and bubble gum (he likes the pink kind).
I have to say: these Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers are delicious, particularly the beef merlot kind. They have adult-sized servings of veggies! They have flavorstuffs!
I'm just saying, they kick the crap out of many Lean Cuisine options.
But not the paninis. Those things are flash-frozen crack.
Normally I don't go in for loud humor (for example, Cheri Oteri = punch in face; Lewis Black = sometimes punch in face), but for some reason, Tracy Morgan shouting "SAMSON!" and shoving Kenneth and Prince Pee-Wee's "Thank you all FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" from 30 Rock delight me to no end.
30 Rock! It's on tonight! And don't eat my blood cookie!
Guys. Look at his solemn, sweet face. I'm not even requiring you to wear a ribbon or forward this on to your friends (yet).
Were you aware that one out of one Ted Lillies is in danger of not being cheered on properly? Shocking. But true.
Thank you for your prayers and thoughts and donations of soup, cheek patting, and bubble gum (he likes the pink kind).
I have to say: these Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers are delicious, particularly the beef merlot kind. They have adult-sized servings of veggies! They have flavorstuffs!
I'm just saying, they kick the crap out of many Lean Cuisine options.
But not the paninis. Those things are flash-frozen crack.
Normally I don't go in for loud humor (for example, Cheri Oteri = punch in face; Lewis Black = sometimes punch in face), but for some reason, Tracy Morgan shouting "SAMSON!" and shoving Kenneth and Prince Pee-Wee's "Thank you all FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" from 30 Rock delight me to no end.
30 Rock! It's on tonight! And don't eat my blood cookie!