In the words of Zoidberg, "I'm too pretty to go to prison!"

[finefoxyladies]

Okay, everyone, the late night writing staffs are on strike, so do your best/worst:
Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested in Dublin Airport for drunk and disorderly.

Extra bonus points if you work Bono into the joke. Obscurity points awarded if you make some kind of complicated reference to JRM's character in Velvet Goldmine.

No one will think less of you for going with the obvious "drunk in the Dublin Airport" joke a la Family Guy.