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HAHAHAHA! The AFI's tribute to unabashed horndogging and long-lost potential Warren Beatty! "Jack Nicholson! Robert Downey Jr! Al Pacino! Bill Clinton! And more!" SHOT OF QUENTIN TARANTINO ONLY! I suppose I shouldn't love that so much. Especially in the face of having just looked at Jack Nicholson, in his shades, laughing it up like the monstrous egotistical camera hog he is. But still and all: burn. Burnity burn, Snorts Coke Off Thai Hookers.
IPS. On the one hand: good performances by the guest stars; Mary and Marshall stuff is HILARIOUS, particularly the Back to the Future discussion; Fred Weller in jeans.
On the other: oh, my, the awkward levels of preachiness and ham-handed handling of Issues and Mary's Father Issues. BLAH.
Could someone write me the missing Awkward Make-up Scene? It doesn't necessarily have to have sex in it. I swear.
Okay.
Third Watch: Hey! Heard LOCI was a bit of a letdown tonight. So. Tell ya what. (straps on hobnail boots) This might hurt a bit.
(COMMENCE THE RED-ASS BEATDOWN ON MY HEART)
TY! Sully! TY!!! TYYYYYY!!!!
Also: Bosco's hair:


That cowlick is my favorite thing ever. That and his grand romantic heart that he coats in a crunchy layer of pain-in-the-assery and bigotry.
Does it make me kind of a creep if I say that kid and dog were both kind of doomed by the whole "survival of the fittest" thing? I mean, honestly.
ETA:

Oh, man, and that scene of Ty with the victim's wife. I knew she'd slap him, but JESUS. That was raw and awful and Coby Bell just...COBY! I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU! PLEASE STOP HURTING ME WITH YOUR WOOBIE FACE!!!
In closing: suck it, Kim. Suck it long. Suck it hard.
IPS. On the one hand: good performances by the guest stars; Mary and Marshall stuff is HILARIOUS, particularly the Back to the Future discussion; Fred Weller in jeans.
On the other: oh, my, the awkward levels of preachiness and ham-handed handling of Issues and Mary's Father Issues. BLAH.
Could someone write me the missing Awkward Make-up Scene? It doesn't necessarily have to have sex in it. I swear.
Okay.
Third Watch: Hey! Heard LOCI was a bit of a letdown tonight. So. Tell ya what. (straps on hobnail boots) This might hurt a bit.
(COMMENCE THE RED-ASS BEATDOWN ON MY HEART)
TY! Sully! TY!!! TYYYYYY!!!!
Also: Bosco's hair:
That cowlick is my favorite thing ever. That and his grand romantic heart that he coats in a crunchy layer of pain-in-the-assery and bigotry.
Does it make me kind of a creep if I say that kid and dog were both kind of doomed by the whole "survival of the fittest" thing? I mean, honestly.
ETA:
Oh, man, and that scene of Ty with the victim's wife. I knew she'd slap him, but JESUS. That was raw and awful and Coby Bell just...COBY! I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU! PLEASE STOP HURTING ME WITH YOUR WOOBIE FACE!!!
In closing: suck it, Kim. Suck it long. Suck it hard.