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Not to be an elitist, but: I'm an elitist. Actually, I'm pretty jerkwaddy about it. So if you're sure you want to be friends with a jerkwad, comment here.

If you're familiar with me because of my random goofy stories, please watch my occasional fanfic comm, finefoxyladies.

I'm a jerk,
Jesshelga

For Porn Battle XI:

( Spoilers for Code 4, then porn )

Robert Zemeckis--he of Back to the Future, Cast Away, Forrest Gump, and...things--sang the 7th inning stretch, and now he is in the booth with Bob and Len.

Len, predictably, is being the WORLD'S. BIGGEST. NERD. about it.

He is telling Robert how many times he references Zemeckis films in the booth. He was all, "We saw a guy with a really long beard the other day, and I totally referenced Cast Away."

I love him.

Let it begin!

( The handsome pediatrician! )

Neela didn't want to hook up with Aussie Doc anymore.

( Nonlinear storytelling! And ripping on Stamos! )

( Thunkity-thunk-thunk music: THE THIRD TO LAST EPISODE OF ER EVER! )

FYI: while I made this picspam, the following songs played on Sirius XM Not the Heart:
1) "Get There" by Oleta Adams
2) "We Said Hello Goodbye" by Phil Collins

I think it's a sign. But I always think that about Sirius XM Not the Heart

I sort of lumped my Yuletide Reveal in with a bunch of recs, but I just want to say: thank you, tir, for the most excellent Station Agent story, Hooking Up. I was so tickled to receive a full-length film coda. The first time I saw that movie, I swear that I was so disappointed/sad by the fade-to-black, so convinced the movie would run three hours, that my blood pressure sort of did a little mini-burst.

Having recently watched it with upsy_daisy, I now have to say I know my people: she had approximately the same reaction.

As some of you may or may not have figured out when I was all "dafkjsdlfkjsdlkjfldksjlakfjd," I got the best Fugitive prompt, and my recipient didn't seem to mind that I used it as a stomping grounds for my love of country-western music.

Maybe it's the Lonesome Dove talking, but Samuel Gerard always struck me as more olde-tymey sherriff and less Javert in the movie version anyway. Or maybe I just want everything to be old-tymey Western-y.

I have a few more recs for those who love Futurama: Four Things Turanga Leela Never Had to Put Up With and One She Did (Guess) and Five Deals the Robot Devil Almost Made.

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